bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
where am i from again
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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