She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Holy sore nipples Batman
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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