: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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