I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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