pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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