Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Pooping to opera.
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