i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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