five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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