shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
