i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
