Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
