On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it hurts more in the daytime
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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