shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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