I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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