I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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