Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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