Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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