I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You left your phone here
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