he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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