I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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