Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Come on in and take your pants off
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