The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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