If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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