i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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