Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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