Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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