I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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