how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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