make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
