He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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