we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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