So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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