just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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