Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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