I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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