Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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