Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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