I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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