Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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