what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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