Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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