so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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