I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
