ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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