Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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