he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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