Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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