Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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