I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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