I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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