guys are not supposed to queef...right?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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