U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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