Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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