She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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