apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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