Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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