he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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