Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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